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Yudif is the God upon the earth, walking among us the mortals for thousands of years, disguised as a rotten old lady who hides the secrets of existence under her couch which she sits on today. Yudif, rather known as the grandma of lev shtyn, created our universe and fought every war the human and other races have ever fought. An example is world war 2. Yudif was fighting along the nazis slaying Jews and making ashes from them. Later on in the war in 1942 she decided to join the Russians and fight the nazis. After a handshake and a quick love session with stalin she won the war. Today yudif is hiding in the shtyn's appartment after she inserted good memories on lev shtyn so he would think she is his grandma. For 56 and till today yudif is still sitting on her couch and under her there is a door which hides the secrets to life and existence. Yudif swore she will never cause any more harm to the human race. So she remains silent until the next crisis in the universe.
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