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The type of guy no one likes. A very "stick up his ass" or metric pipeline type of guy. Typically hired as a high school music teacher. Usually fails vibe checks and would be the guy to find his first girlfriend (and his wife) on Tinder, rather than meeting someone in person. Usually, a guy who ruins traditions and takes things personally. A very insecure man who would rather take David down rather than fixing his own issues. But don't get him going because he'll start to cry and possibly give you another rhythm pop quiz.
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