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Falsely self-proclaimed family man who would rather pawn off family heirlooms for extra money and lose them in the process instead of find alternative ways to earn money. Gets salty when confronted with the truth; someone who doesn't handle criticism well. Synonymous with douche-nozzle and wanna-be St. Louis native (for some fucking reason).
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