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Sex position where you whisper to yo girl's ear, "Trust in me." Then proceed to slowly shove Rudyard Kipling's classic novel The [Jungle Book] down your hoe's hairy penis-pocket. While sliding Rudyard Kipling's [masterpiece], hum "The Bare Necessities" to arouse her. When the book is halfway down there, proceed to light the outer half on fire. Then scream "Behold the Red Flower!" Now, pull out your Kaa, your [Black Panther], your Gigantopithecus, or whatever you call your weiner and kill the fire with your piss. Then normally fuck her. After that wait for your man-cub to develop in her. Then you're done.
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