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Eh, what can you say...shit happens. Life is the most widespread sexually transmitted desease, far surpassing AIDS. Life is deadly in every occurence. There is currently no cure for life. Common side affects are depression, love, hunger, and diarrhea. If you feel the sudden urge to bone a girl as most infected people do, please buy a condom so you don't pass on the desease. Thankyou.
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