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The refined evolution of a Nerd or Geek. Fluent in several forms of 1337. The Schteven can usually be found wading his way through game review forums, pc hardware forums and on counter-strike which is the centre of their lives. Typically the specimen wears spectacles, has a slight speech impediment and an overgrown mullet Fortunately the species grows from a gradual interest in online gaming and 1337. The subject will never reproduce via sexual intercourse as counter-strike takes up most of their lives. Apparently female specimens have been sighted although some were mistaken for premature Schtevens on VOIP (Voice Over IP or Teamspeak).
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