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Tess Patricia Miller is the most beautiful, ravishing and exuberant girl on the planet. Her astonishing blonde hair makes all the girls jealous, her AMAZING tiny Jaden Hossler light the whole room up and her TOTALLY NORMAL SIZED NOSE IS STUNNING. Tess always gives the best life advice in those real deep conversations, and is always there for you no matter what. Tess is the best, thickest, and funniest friend ever, and anyone whose lucky enough to know a Tess Patricia Miller should know just how lucky they are <3
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