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A person who is overqualified to be just a literal bum, they are exceptionally skilled in the art of their trade. Their lively-hood consist of a very strategic master manipulation ploy to go above and beyond all acts of the call of duty BUMISM! To be considered a professional ass bum you must NEVER be able to keep a job past a 2-4 week time period. Always, find a way to not keep a job...EXCUSES! You must always appear to look like you are indeed not a bum. You must be an expert in doing ABSOLUTELY nothing, yet appear to be EVERYTHING. To become a master in Professional Ass Bumism... you sabotage everything around you that does NOT benefit you. Only a Professional Ass Bum has the ability to make a career out of this lifestyle.
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