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Julian is a fat, lazy bitch ass cunt. he loves to hug Miruna, Sophie and Nsama and definitely tries to touch their ass when doing it and he also squeezes so that he gets the lovely sensation of tits on his nipples. He most likely thinks about bending them over every night and practices with his pillow just so they will come again after they have had their first experience. He is always peeking at Elles' ass and is definitely hard during class, but no one can really see it because he's got a one-inch puncher (small penis). I have seen the specs and it just reaches the 7cm mark so clearly he is praying for his life that he will have sex more than once. He's always peeking and is definitely horny 70% of the time. He is secretly writing all of his encounters with these girls just to think of the sex that they most likely won't have. RIP Julian's sex. RIP Julian.
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