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A mother fucker who smells so bad that he blows up your nostrils so bad that all you can smell and taste is shit for the next 7 days. If you come into contact with this creature again the Smellmer timer is reset for another 7 days. If you see this person you get an overwhelming urge to yell: SMELLMER in his face but in doing so resets the Smellmer clock If you yell Smellmer at him he will attempt an assasination by pushing you down the stairs
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