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Fortnite is a game full of young kids paying to win. You play it for a second and feel the desire to buy the skull-trooper and all the gliders in the world. You wish to show off your skill to your friends by 1v1ing them and winning. You spends days, then months, then years practising, not noticing once that you haven't spent a minute outside, and that you're slowly getting fatter and fatter. You buy a plasma tv and a beanbag full of goodies, and play, the food crust spreading around your mouth like an infection. You get diagnosed with Ligma, and start gagging. You lose your first game to a dweeb, and you die a harsh death.
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