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The most attractive sleep paralysis demon you will ever meet. Usually found hovering over you in the middle of the night keeping you as stiff as aboard. She sleeps better at night knowing that your being forced to lay there still as can be. When you are trying to gasp for a breath of air, she is there to keep windpipe shut. When you're feeling lonely at night you no longer have to be because you secretly know she is waiting under your bed for you to fall asleep and put you in sleep paralysis. Sometimes it can be found flying on her witch broom outside in the wee hours of the morning and even cooking something in her cauldron. Keep her close and never lose her.
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