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An individual who proposes the earth is a flat plane surrounded by an icy pizza crust and makes wild claims that objects fall or float due to their density only. A gravity denier who beats off into a Henry vacuum cleaner and considers that scientific method. A flat earther who cannot research and / or doesn't wash. A keyboard warrior for those who are still asleep. An unscientific and unimaginative attention seeker who proves the earth is a globe yet denies the evidence in order to make money off other people's good nature. A predator and a charlatan. An unremarkable Level 1 Pandarian Monk from Azeroth.
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