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A common working dad and husband that lives a mundane life yet has a wild side. The jack of all trades. He is able to provide for his family, memorize every episode of house wives he has watched with his wife, yet be able to kill das boot in .06 seconds. While he enjoys teaching his toddler to catch a football, he also enjoys doing rails off urinals, telling everyone he’s German, and providing enough 10% ABV beers to a family reunion to get everyone drunk enough to tolerate him singing “Mr. Brightside” during karaoke time.
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