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Braden. Braden is a weirdo. To be quite honest, sometimes you won't know what the hell he is talking about, and that's what's great about him. He's got these crazy ideas that probably sound more sensible in his head. He's always laughing, even though he may be going through dark times. He has these crazy pretty green eyes, that remind you of some old chair in some antique shop; charming and filled with secrets of the past, just waiting to be discovered. Evert single time he smiles, everything just seems to disappear into space and everything seems like it'll be okay. He's also got lots of messy blondish gray hair, and wonderful eyebrows. If you know anyone similar to this Braden, don't you EVER mess it up, because this person is probably one of the most valuable in your life. Don't let them go.
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