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A loser noodle. A pale-ass bitch who never tries to salvage relationships and would rather give up than fight while making empty promises along the way. If you meet an Eric, good luck because he's just gonna fuckin lie to you and lure you into a false sense of security and domestic happiness before you realize he's never actually going to try and do anything in his life and will rely on you forever.
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