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alastair is the most kind hearted guy to ever exist. at first glance you may think he’s just a small tried that doesn’t care but really he’s the most amazing and funniest person you will ever meet. he’s not only handsome but funny too, he’ll make you laugh like there’s no tomorrow. sometimes he can be a real softy but doesn’t like to show it much if there’s other people around. you’re one lucky girl if you date alastair, he’s BOYFRIEND MATERIAL. he makes everyone feel good and make sure everything is perfect. he puts other people first and will always check up on you no matter what time of day it is. his eyes are blurry than the sky, i could get lost in them if i stare any longer. not only is he all this but he’s got a pretty big pipe too ;). over all he’s just everything amazing. i love alastair
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