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Animal Jam is the bastardization of the original animals of this creation by the asshole Gods from Olympus sought to esacpe what they believed would be their end when the Leviathan showed up. Zeus and his one head case kid were left to fend for themselves. Out of cowardice they changed into animals and remained as such because of their disloyalty. Such irresponsible pricks they were that the Lord God was begged to intervene and something about the monsters they had created and left unattended... sadly the flood warning was given to Noah who unknowingly took one former god and one true animal... likely why man and animal ate or hunted one another after this and Diana grew obsessed with hunting.
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