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Johanna is a feminine given name that might be harmless by itself but if it is combined with the last name “Perez” you’re experiencing an abomination of nature. She is very damaged inside and makes sure everything she touches gets damaged too. Johanna Perez is a nasty problem as it is, but things can get actually much worse when she gets access to social media. It is proven that the effects of reading a post made by Johanna Perez can cause itching, fast heart rate, hallucinations and paranoid delusions. Recent studies show that for well trained people that know how to handle limitless human stupidity the effects of these dangerous posts can be positive and helpful if used humorously. They recommend the creation of WhatsApp groups for sharing this crap and create memes and stuff.
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