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This dude is the guy you'll be censoring on your r/niceguys post. Every time he sees another post about him trending he'll post another definition of himself to jack off to. Its also another one of those names. Like Bob, Steve, or Gene. Also Mark rhymes with bark, and bark tea is what naturalists feed to their kids instead of taking them to the hospital. There's also dark, and people don't like dark things, especially when they're named Mark. There are aardvarks, and everyone loves aardvarks, so just name your kid Aardvark, fuck Mark. Mark is a pussy bitch with a tiny dicc. There's a reason dad fuckin left.
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