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A small insect like creature who preys on women, a Riccardo is very likely to be cocooning inside your cupboard or old boilers they lay eggs in these locations and await a real alpha male to come fertilise them. Their appearance is usually a mesh of fuck boy hairstyles and basic Nike or sports clothes, they enjoy fuck boy music and back stabbery, their mute understanding of any language but their own will cause frustration almost as much as their miniature extension they call a penis. These things are notorious for trying to lay eggs in a females ear and should be greeted with fly spray infestations are more common in the summer where thousands of riccardos will flock from the nests in Italy to find a mate throughout Europe. Truly a magnificent species living off a shitty gym diet and trying at every turn to mate with native women in a cringe induced fashion. Always check under your bed, in your cupboards or any slack water areas in your house for riccardos
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