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BUMWORM Selfish, sluggish and uninvited, the bumworms natural habitat is a your couch, half asleep and stoned off your weed. With 25 cence to his name, and the “guarantee” of his centrelink, coming “the next day” the bumworm will find any excuse to take whatever dregs they can get there sticky wormy fingers on. Traits of the bumworm include; Shamelessly asking every woman man dog and child, (especially the pretty ladies) for a durry (see durry definition). Travelling from group to group to scab (the bum worm can handle the rejection no matter how close the proximity of his next victim) Whingy and annoying voice, snaggling their classic catch phrase of “can i have a cone” And of course, a sickly smell. In the fantasy of the bumworm, eggplant roasts are abundant, but who will pay for such a dinner? I certainly don’t want bum worm fingers in my food. In conclusion, as pathetic as it is, the bum worms central purpose is to leech and scab no matter how sly they look.
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