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Man’s best friend is the vagina. Without man’s biological attraction to women and their vaginas, humans would not exist. A woman's vagina is man’s best friend because it makes him feel amazing and loved during sexual intercourse. Men have been known to go to great lengths to gain access to and protect women's vaginas.
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