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Moses wears crusty dirty t-shirts, old jeans and weird cowboy boots. He has brown hair down to his chin. He wears glasses with thin rectangle lenses, and they're so dirty you can't even see through them. He talks in a southern accent, but he doesn't live in a southern state, and wasn't born in a southern state. He also looks like he lives on a farm but he doesn't. He seems to only have 4 different shirts, and wears the same boots and jeans every day. His friend is a kid who plays dungeons and dragons in his mom's crusty basement.
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