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Dane is a funny guy that couldn’t care less about what happens to himself but if you fuck with the few things he cares about he will rip your esophagus out and shove it up your ass. He spends too much time looking at his phone and is very socially awkward, and is probably extremely depressed unless he is around his friends. His parents might hate him, but he hates them even more. He’s the kind of person to throw himself in front of a train to keep the two people in this world that he cares about safe. He is the kind of person you will be friends with and never want to let go.
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