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A place where the bitches are ugly. Every dude thinks he can fight, and you find dip cans in the bathroom. The rednecks park in the front and the normals park in the back. If your truck isn’t above 6 inches off the ground they’ll jump you. The pep rally’s tend to have broken microphones, and the football players get hyped for no reason. The softball team is all lesbian. The baseball team is sus. Soccer is gay. Tennis won 1/10 state championships. Cheer and band aren’t sports. That’s it. That’s stone. Oh yeah and everyone’s parents are either crackheads with fucked teeth or they ride around with a 12 gauge.
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