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A band teacher that yells at you for absolutely nothing if u so much as say a word she will get on ur case like a dead raccoon on the side of the road. If you’ve been to Chuck E. Cheese u pretty much know what she looks like. If ur failing don’t bother asking for extra credit cause she will smite u with the hands of god about how ur stupid. Her only weakness is a mother who cares about her kids and she will turn into a weak little being not strong enough to defend herself I swear she won’t eat anything unless it liquified I mean it’s the same stuff It’s just all sloshed together and even worse for u she’s in no market for a fitness plan and her kids are literally being raised by satan himself.
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