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Mason is the dick who cheats on you with a hoe. He gives you roses to apologize to you but you throw them on the ground and cry. Your best friend never hesitates to call him the biggest dick (with the tiniest one) on the planet. Rarely are other Masons good, be careful if you fall in love with one.
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