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A scrubby little shit that will never hit puberty. And will probably die a virgin. He plays a sport in which he is the worst and slowest on the team. He is constantly made fun of for anything he does. Can’t even stand on his own weight. D-cup sizes manboobs, and left his tampons at practice once. His voice sounds like a squealing kid on Black Ops. Everybody on the soccer team tag teamed his mom, after they tag teamed Christians mom.
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