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A fat googan who typically likes to get high and yell at his grandma and yell at his grandma. Someone who is a pussy in real life but talks shit over the internet. An “Evan Cantor” is more than likely near obese and has to waddle each foot to get around. You don’t wanna be a friend with an Evan Cantor.
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