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The first human that defies Darwin's Theory of Evolution. It seems that every time you see him he just devolves and becomes as intelligent as an ape. It does explain why he eats so many bananas. Paul may lack in his mental capabilities but makes up for it with his muscular physique. Unfortunately, pounding your chest and screaming ridiculous noises is no longer an effective way to assert dominance in the modern world.
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