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A sweetheart and a gentleman with a massive 8-inch cock. Nevertheless, he is an absolute fucking idiot. Yoav is that one guy at school who you don't call by his first name, you just say "Hey idiot." Yoav is special though, he sees stuff that we cannot see. Sometimes he stares at a wall and becomes a philosopher and even sometimes, he looks at the mirror and sees Arnold Schwarzenegger. Although Yoav may seem superhuman, which he is, he does have two major flaws. One is rolling his rs and the other is eating fruit and vegetables. Fruit and vegetables in a 2-meter radius could damage Yoavs last remaining brain cells indicating the end of humanity. Protect him at all costs.
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