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The [sadomasochistic] act of inserting a live lobster into one's anus, prior to anal [intercourse]. The aim of "Assing the Lobster" is for the penetrator to achieve orgasm without having their penis irreparably mutilated by the increasingly agitated lobster that is residing the host's rectum. This incredibly reckless sexual act usually ends up with the host dying of internal haemorrhaging and the partner severely injured and [mentally scarred]. The lobster is generally indifferent once released from the host's devastated bunghole. 100% Would. Not. recommended.
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