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Usually a department of defense contract worker with no real job skills other than answering the phone. Often found passed out drunk at concerts and in gutters. Enjoys cheating on her husband with your husband hence the title office whore. Comes from new Mexico but can turn up anywhere there is a rush concert and desperate asians named robert. Can be identified by large beaver like front teeth and complete lack of morals. In her natural setting, the bar, will be found with drunken side kick Monica. Has a strong draw to fantasy football and nascar racing. Is usually the equal opportunity officer as she does not discriminate and will have sex with absolutely anyone and everyone.
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