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Tess is really funny, sporty and laid back. She is mature and laughs at stupid stuff. If you find a wild Tess and you would like to talk to her, bribe her with candy and you got yourself a wild Tess. Tess’s are usually really shy at first, but once you get to know her, she’ll warm up to you and never shut up. Tess’s normally have a crush but dont tell them because she’s scared of rejection. They are normally introverted, and quiet. Tess’s can be found in all sorts of places. Her dark room, A volleyball court, Playing snapchat games while eating food, or simply just cuddling her dog named June. August, the other dog is completely irrelevant. ;) If you find a tess, and date her, your relationship would be 100% truthful on her part, but you have to make it 100% too. Never make a wild tess mad. She will eat you, revive you, and eat you again. Beware if the wild Tess is mad. The wild tess wont hesitate to kill you with memes.
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