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If you ever meet a Claudio, you are screwed and blessed at the same time. If he pays attention to you, the likelihood is that you will be smacked by random objects, including but not limited to a fan, his sunglasses, or whatever he is holding at the moment. He has a certain inclination towards floral shirts, pinstriped pajama resembling pants, and purple socks. He can be very nice, but if you invoke his rage through lack of en dehors, then get ready to be ignored.
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