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When you have extremely underwhelming sex with a woman who puts forth zero effort and is offended when you ask her to get on top and fall asleep wishing you had just smoked a blunt and made a visit to the old PHub, only to find out in the morning that she painted your new bed sheets a rusted bronze with her explosive diarrhea that smells like lo mein.
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