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Deflated cow is the Leader of the goat Lord cult, It is normally found in the depths of it's bedroom drinking Dr pepper or screaming at the top of it's lungs for NO FUCKING REASON. This creature is friendly and loving but very easily annoyed, this creatures is also very food driven and can smell chocolate from a mile away DO NOT PISS IT OFF
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