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is a woman i really like. i can't stop thinking about her. she switches me on and i glow from inside. Jenna is 48 years old and looks like 44, i swear. She always sends me the sweetest messages about how she hates herself or how she is a god. Jenna is social butterfly, druggy and entertainer. She knows what people want and she gives it to them. When i told her i fancied her she puked on her dress. She said it was out of romantic terror, sheer fear of commitment but i think it was because of the pork donut with sauerkraut. Jenna has exotic taste, you see. Thats what keeps my hope alive that she will finally see that i am the only one for her.
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