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hobbitch /HAW - bich/ n. (pl. hobbitches) 1. a short, evil-mannered female who sustains her life by destroying the happiness of others and converting it into sexual pleasure. 2. a bitch that resembles a hobbit. 3. any short filipino woman who takes pleasure in emasculating men and collecting shiny objects, especially those that can be jammed into the drive of a PS2. 4. any short woman named Roxanne. NOTE: I created this word myself: it is the bastard child of the words hobbit (from the Lord of the Rings -- short, furry humanoids with big feet and a love of weed) and bitch(a short, furry human with big feet and a trendy "love" for weed to impress people) also see: succubus
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