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Ahhh, good ol’ vernon. Just a town in the woods of [northern New Jersey] right off of the deepest exit of not well - known Route 23. Mostly known for the notorious [Mountain Creek], where the most harassment charges and critical accidents happen to innocent city goers. But don’t be fooled, if you end up on the wrong block of the Condos and/or Highland Lakes whilst snitching for no bread, you might be run up on by the most brutal of East Lakeside Crips. Only the real gangstas be slangin brews, fuckin biddies and slapping up the homies with dank chops. If you drive a Civic you automatically get the G pass. The only way to slang the brews is to gun [the fuck out of] them or occasionally use the holy grail, the funnel. If skimp homies decide they wanna roll with the East Lakeside Crips, they might have to be pieced up or thrown in the lake. We only slide in the DMs when the biddies need to be on some reckless nonsense and they are flakkin heavy. Don’t keep [your dog] outside, for the Vernon PD will empty a 30 clip of hollowtips into its jugular. In conclusion, be careful mobbing around the trenches of Vernon NJ.

You might get overshot pallet jacked, Charlie Finnessed Walk Brown Booted,
Caught Flakkin just for the gram,
Neck snap reckless nonsense,
Or finesse walked outta town.

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