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Mother I'd Like to Fuck A middle-aged woman who's young adult children's friends want to fuck. Typically blonde and buxom. Note: a recent trend has developed in which any female with a child, regardless of her age, is considered a MILF. This is a bastardization of the original meaning of the word as popularized by the movie American Pie. The phrase "childless MILF" has even been popping up recently, which is obviously ludacrous.
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