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Revolution 9 (Originally named Revelations 9) was coded message on how to summon demons. Found by famous member and co-founder of the satanist sect the BEATLES (Beasts of Eternity, Arise To our Loud Enjoin. Satan!) John Lennon in the Lesser Key of Solomon and. John first used this songs power to summon a powerful Succubus named יוקו אונו, ילדו של לוציפר ומשמיד את כל מה שטוב (Real Name is untranslatable so she was just called Yoko Ono).

John, Yoko and fellow cultist George Harrison created a perfect english version of the song to transform the world into a living hell. However before they could release it all three got very high and messed with the audio. The next day they found their translation missing.

The BEATLES went on a Magical Mystery Tour to find their missing song but it was to no avail. While the BEATLES disbanded in 1970 after John and Yoko attempted to recruit more demons in the closest place to hell they could find (New York).

Legend has it that George and Ringo still search for the original Revolution 9 lyrics to this day

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