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Arsenal fan, although has a picture on his wall of Steven Gerrard eating a pot noodle. Watches antiques roadshow with his mum. Eats crumpets in 3 bites. Thinks a circle has 8 sides, and once ate a pot of vasaline because apparently "My insides felt squishy"
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