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I gathered some facts about them:  Ninja don't sweat.  Bullets can't kill a ninja.  Ninja invented skateboarding  Only a ninja can kill a ninja. Regular humans are useless.  Ninja never wear headbands with the word "ninja" printed on them.  Ninja can breath underwater anytime they want.  Ninja can change clothes in less than 1 second.  Ninja don't smoke, but they do use smoke bombs.  Ninja always land on their feet. If they don't have feet they will land on their nubs.  Ninja invented the internet.  Ninja don't eat or drink very much, and they never have to go to the bathroom.  Ninja always move to America when making a new start as a non-assassin.  Ninja don't play sports. Unless killing is a sport.  Ninja can crush golfballs with 2 fingers, any two fingers.  Ninja have a bad temper when they lose at anything. They will usually cut off the winners head before they have time to gloat.  Ninja lie all the time. Even when the truth serves better, ninja will lie anyway.  Ninja swords are always straight with a square handle guard. Always. Curves are for girls.  Lack any personality  Wear headbands  Fight skillfully with any object  Can remove a spleen in one swift motion  Live in your house secretly for days  Can remove their shadow if needed  Hurl shurikens  Go anywhere they want instantly  Catch bullets in their teeth  Kill themselves if they make a noise  Can run 100 miles on their hands  Train 20 hours/day starting from age 2  Have cool words like Seppuku  Are masters of disguise  Can hover for hours  Flip out and kill everything  Are completely self-sufficient.  Split planks vertically with their nose  Can hide in incense smoke  Kill people.  Ninjas are the best guitar players. Ever.  Ninjas do NOT wear spandex.  A Samurai is NOT a ninja.  Dragon Ball Z characters are NOT ninjas.  If you see a ninja, he is NOT a ninja.

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