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A personality of incompetent confidence, as seen in character Michael Scott of The Office. This personality is blindly selfish, willfully ignorant, and unapologetically shallow to a fault, but with occasional sparks of awareness to common reality, which they generally cope with by lying, shouting, tantrums, public drunkedness, arson, vandalism, and/or violence, or any other impulsive, immediate gratification. Any person who feels more important than to be mildly inconvenienced or disappointed by life's minor obstacles. See also: douche canoe, manchild
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