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Pooky is a rather large hakf-baked lad from Shropshire. Pooky’s ex bird circumcised him in the disabled toilet. Pooky looks very similar to a monkey, preferably a gorilla. His dads a rapist and a mince but an all round top fella. Pooka spends his days working on a coffee farm and on n’ off prostitution. His favourite foods are jolof and banana.
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