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An extremely curious man who interrogates anyone and everyone who enters a room. He is also convinced that Google is constantly listening to him, so much to the point that he unplugs his Google home speaker in-between uses. This paranoid man actually had the audacity to name his Google home speaker "shed speaker", because he doesn't want Google to know he has a living room. He continually asks you questions when you have just woken up. Not to mention he can't hear you 99% of the time making you repeat yourself so many times that you start to hate that you said anything at all.
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