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Enzo is a beast! He is big, built, handsome, smart, and charismatic as all fucks damn it! You can't resist Enzo. Even Enzo cannot resist Enzo! He is known to be an arrogant fuck, but it suits him. Enzo knows things, Enzo is things! Enzo is always packing big and strong... Huge and merciless, with a piercing on top. He will fuck you unconscious, but only if you're a woman. Enzo is straight as an arrow, unfortunately. Find an Enzo, enjoy him, set him free. An Enzo cannot be caged. Attempt to cage him, and he will lash out and slice you ever-so-sensually as he revels in your crimson insides spilling over his immaculate floor. Enzo is very tidy, very clean. Enzo hires a maid to keep his floors clean and then fucks her senseless. It's a she-maid, you see. It makes sense, since Enzo is straight as an arrow. Enzo is worthy. Get yourself an Enzo or five today!
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