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The test (which was first coined on tumblr) that monster-fuckers take when determining if they can fuck the fictional creature in questions or not. To be fuckable, the creature must: 1. Have human [intelligence] (or “greater”) 2. Talk or otherwise [communicate] with language* 3. Be of sexual maturity for its species. If you answered yes to all of these questions, you may fuck the creature. If you answered no to any of them, you probably don’t wanna fuck it out of the [possibility] of beastiality or pedophilia. *Body language is a dangerous road. Err on the side of caution.
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